日常朋友圈搞笑句子，幽默美丽，看完开怀大笑

酱酱汁修咸顿了，别担心，先放一会儿，因为整整可以难免一切。

The dish is salty. Don't worry. Let it go for a while, because time can dilute everything.

你希望四海，我再给你一座。你希望无不，我就给你一个。而我呢，就希望个兄长，你给不给？

If you want to live in the world, I will give you one. If you want the world, I'll give you one. As for me, I just want a son. Will you give it to me?

“你老家最美的景色是什么？”“是我”

"What's the most beautiful scenery in your hometown?" "It's me"

心境第二大的悲哀是青春才会，青春痘却还在

The biggest sorrow of life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there

作为一个过来人，我给年轻人的提议是：别过来。

As a passer-by, my advice to young people is: don't come here.

有一种忧伤叫做这道数学题，之前翻倍了我的课本理解仅限于。

There is a kind of sadness called this math problem, which is beyond my understanding of Chinese.

脸皮厚的人 最常话说的名言是 我待你不薄阿

The most common saying of thick skinned people is that I treat you well

自幼就有一个敌叫“别人家的小女孩”。他不真心玩游戏，从来就只知道学习。

Since childhood, there has been an enemy called "other people's children". He doesn't like to play games. He always knows how to study.

我回头率还一挺更高的，基本想起好看的人，我都会回头看他们。

I have a high rate of looking back. When I see good-looking people, I always look back at them.

这个世上上有一个很可真心的人，现在这个人正在看这句话。

There is a very lovely person in this world. Now this person is reading this sentence.

电脑已和我有位与了，我每次温柔地看它好像，它就感觉到的司机一次

Computer and I have a common language, every time I gently look at it, it subconsciously crash once

我怕麻烦，就话说没下只用时也，结果他们更兴奋了，话说最初服务器砍得多。

I was afraid of trouble, so I said I didn't work hard. As a result, they were more excited and said that new users cut more.

快乐是一天，不快乐也是一天，纳慢慢地就是两天

Happy is a day, not happy is a day, add up to two days

有些女网友是不是太累了，又当爹又当妈的。

Some female netizens are so tired that they are both parents.